Pie of Death by SakuraRyuu
Summary: Inuyasha has a snack.
Categories: Myths Characters: InuYasha, Kagome
Genres: Comedy, Divergence, Friendship, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 300 Read: 711 Published: April 07, 2010 Updated: April 07, 2010
Story Notes:
Inuyasha and all characters in this fan fiction are the property of Rumiko Takahashi.

1. Pie of Death by SakuraRyuu

Pie of Death by SakuraRyuu
Author's Notes:
Written for the LJ comm At First Tweak.  Prompt: #11 - Wind
"Oh, Inuyasha! What did you eat?!" Kagome asked the hanyou, holding her nose and waving at the air in front of her. On the other side of the bathroom door she could hear him panting and groaning. The sound of Inuyasha passing wind was immediately followed by splashing and another groan.

"Kagome," he called pitifully from the bathroom, "I think I'm going to die. I can feel the gas bubbling and moving around my insides and the cramps are crippling. It was just a pie!" Inuyasha flushed the toilet again and groaned.

Kagome went to her room to find the container this pie of death had come in. In her trashcan she found the palm sized pie pan and read the label. Sugar Free pie made with maltitol bought for her diabetic grandfather. No wonder Inuyasha was convinced he was going to die. She'd had this pie before and it put her in bed for two days with very painful gas, cramps, diarrhea and cold sweats. She shivered at the memory.

Kagome walked to the bathroom door, grabbed the handle, and announced, "Inuyasha, I'm coming in," before swinging the door open. Averting her eyes she grabbed a towel off the wall and tossed it to him so he could cover himself. She then walked to the medicine cabinet, grabbed a bottle of Imodium and drew him a glass of water. Popping the lid off the bottle she handed it to Inuyasha.

"Take half the bottle now and drink this glass of water. We need to save the rest of the bottle for later. When everything stops, get a shower and I'll put you to bed to rest." Smiling gently she left the bathroom, knowing she was going to have to disinfect herself and the entire room once this was over.

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