CUI - Chopsticking under the Influence by King Baka
Summary:

My entry for the "Chopsticks" prompt at InuComedy Club (LiveJournal).


Categories: Fables Characters: InuYasha, Kagome
Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 96 Read: 861 Published: June 05, 2009 Updated: June 05, 2009
Story Notes:

Disclaimer: I don’t own Inuyasha or any of the publicly known characters, plot, etc. I’m just renting them from Rumiko Takahashi, Viz, etc. I do own the plot of this story and any original characters I’ve created. I will make no money from this fic; I write for my own enjoyment and the enjoyment of my readers.

1. CUI - Chopsticking under the Influence by King Baka

CUI - Chopsticking under the Influence by King Baka

"Saaaaaaaankon Tessssssssoooouuuu!!!"

"Ow! That hurt, Inu-no-oniichan," Souta whined. "Kagome, make him stop!"

Kagome simply chuckled in response. "Sorry, runt. I tried to tell Mama that offering him sake after dinner was a bad idea, especially on his human night, so blame her."

"Please, nee-chan, do something!"

"Nope. You should have listened to me instead of encouraging him to get drunk. He hates being human, and with the sake, I told you he’d probably start acting a little…weird."

"But did he have to tie chopsticks to his fingers and start slashing at imaginary youkai?"

"Saaaaaaaankon Tessssssssoooouuuu!!!"

"Gah!"

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